Tim Dorsey gives us a little biography of Serge A. Storms. Here's his resume:
SERGE A. STORMSBorn: October 1962, during the Cuban Missile Crisis, in West Palm Beach, Florida. Education: High School graduate. Job: Jack-of-all-trades. Kind of like Harrison Ford in "The Fugitive"- a new job every week. Tried his hand at college professor, tour guide, musician, newspaper reporter, counselor, TV personality, kidnapper, screenwriter, drama coach, personal trainer, CIA operative, and radio host on Radio Marti. True Passion: Florida. He's the foremost expert on its history, trivia and trivial. Dislikes(also known as people he's killed or will shortly): People who exploit the elderly, looters, price gougers, corporate executives who defraud their shareholders and employees, child molesters, insensitive reality TV hosts, dishonest car repairmen, slimy Hollywood producers, and recently, litterbugs. Build: Tall, slender. In shape, but he's not a work-out kind of guy. Hair: Short, dark, with flecks of gray Eyes: Piercing, ice blue. His most dominant feature. Disposition: Intense, coiled. Grandfather: Sergio Storms. Father: A Jai-Alai player. Children: None we know of. Favorite Drink: Bottled water. Favorite Food: Catfish. Cheeseburger Condiments: Mustard, mayo, ketchup and PICKLES. Footwear: Sneakers or flip flops. Boxers or Briefs: Briefs. Favorite Ice Cream Treat: Nutty Buddy. Flavor Ben and Jerry Should Create for Him: Orange Surprise. Favorite Florida Tourist Attraction: The Dry Tortugas. Gator, Hurricane or Seminole fan?: Serge is a fan of all Floridians. |